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You Drink the Milk You Have, Not the Milk You Wish You Had

Laura: And now, nice big glasses of milk for everyone.

Jim: Yeah, except mine is warm.

Laura: I’ll put some ice cubes in it for you, dear.

Jim: Oh yeah, then I’ll have watered down cold semi-milk.

Laura: Well, that’s the milk you have.

Jim: Okay, Ms "You drink the milk you have, not the milk you wish you had" Rumsfeld. You and Rummy should get together.

Laura: At least I’m not trivializing going to war. Let’s get some perspective here.

Jim: Touché, my dear.

Cartas Desde la Cárcel

Intenté algo nuevo con los jóvenes en octubre. Yo quería que ellos me escribieran una carta a un familiar, novia, o amigo y que contaran de sus esperanzas y deseos para el futuro. Aquí les presento las cartas intactas como testimonio de nuestros jóvenes.

Hector Garcia Rodriguez.

Yo Hector quiero de la vida: Yo quiero echar hacia delante para poder trabajar no faltar respeto a mi madre y estar con mi novia en mi casa para poder amarla que no sufra mucho porque estoy aquí. Y la amo. Hector y Cristina. La amo por siempre. Cristina es buena atractiva linda. Es la nena mía y que me perdona por todo que le he hecho por darle en la cara. Y que me perdona mucho por todo el daño que le hice. Estoy repentido. Que le extraño. Quiero estar con ella en estos momentos. Comida favorita de ella: Buger king. Actividad preferida: dormir y comer. Baila muy lindo. Tiene cuerpo. Tiene mente. No se deja de mi. Es guapa conmigo por eso me molesta con ella. Y que ella siga conmigo.

Jesús M. Nieves Lopez

Yo Jesús quiero de la vida: Salir de todo esto y irme a estudiar la escuela hotelera de San Juan. Me pienso portar bien con mi familia, no volver al uso de la drogas. Quiero volver con mi pareja sin tener ningún problema. Jesús y Marilyn. La extraño demasiado y siento un sufrimiento indescriptible por ella. Siento que me voy por un abismo y tengo un largo sufrimiento por todas las cosas que yo le he hecho. Ella le gusta mucho los dulces. Le gusta salir. Le gusta compartir en grupo. Que yo quisiera que me de una sencilla oportunidad que yo la voy a aprovechar. Se que he cometido muchas ignorancias en esta vida y que estar preso me he enseñado muchas cosas y una de esa cosas ha sido valorar a las personas y una de esas eres tu. Que eres una persona muy especial en mi corazón. Siempre vas a tener un espacio muy grande en mi corazón. Te quiero mucho.

Why Whiners and Complainers are Necessary

Well, mostly they are necessary because I consider myself one. With that said, there is some truth to this though.

Where did we get this idea that complaining never helped anything? Where did we get the idea that those who talk ill of the establishment rather than "Be quiet and suck it up" or "Make it work" or "Be a team player" are somehow miscreants and to be shunned?

Did you ever stop to ask yourself how all movements for change begin? Did you ever wonder how a society, organization, or government changes direction?

It starts with the complainers.

It starts with people who won’t be quiet in their discomfort. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was a complainer. Thomas Jefferson was a complainer. Abolitionists were complainers. The fourth branch of government, the news media, is a big fat loud whiner. Everybody who has ever resisted the status quo is a whiner and a complainer.

We need whiners and complainers. They save lives.

Let’s not undervalue our complainers and whiners. Without them/us you’d all think you were happy until it was too late.

Some Unaware of King’s Dream

WP: Some unaware of King’s dream – washingtonpost.com Highlights – MSNBC.com

I’ve said it before ( In Observance of Martin Luther King Jr. Day ), but it seems to bear repeating.

Last night, I was at a party and one of the party goers, an American, mentioned that he had to leave.

"Oh, the party’s just getting started," I offered, hope to cajole him into staying.

"I have to get up at 4:30."

"You have to work tomorrow?! What? They are making you work on the birthday on one of the greatest Americans who ever lived?"

"Who might that be?" he asked with a frown.

"Um, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.," I replied, not sure what he was getting at.

He smirked, "Oh, him."

I was unsure if I had just experienced a racist moment. I suspect I had.

Translations: Christian-Speak to Science-Speak

Biological and language variations are constants of the human condition. As we walk this earth and congregate, language tends to change and evolve at the same time it holds onto pieces at its core. Language becomes a venue ripe for misunderstandings. In our complicated and segregated modern life, it is easy to live in a city with 7 million people, speak the same language and yet not understand our neighbor. There is an ever growing need to pay attention to the variations in language styles. The economy of speech creeps in to facilitate conversation between parties that share common experiences. Whether we are hanging out on the corner, working in a deli, or at a physics lab, we each easily dominate many language styles. Our days are full of examples of heteroglossia, and yet strangers meet and think they understand each other. Inevitably though, there is a "you people!" and "but you said!" Our expressions vary and our differences seem insurmountable.

I believe a handy translation would save us from unnecessary strife and aggression.

  1. Christian-speak: God has a plan for your life.

    Science-speak translation: Your unique set of circumstances including DNA, talents, upbringing, and environment, have the possibility of an optimal outcome. It is up to you to figure out for which optimal lifepath you are suited. All others are suboptimal although not necessarily wrong.

  2. Christian-speak: Accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

    Science-speak translation: The cosmos or universe or some first-cause event has yielded a sequence of steps all of which have lead to your existence. We don’t care why, it is irrelevant for the purposes of this problem set. What we do know is that all your ancestors, all past life has lead up to you since the beginning of time. Does that humble you in any way? Great! Now you need to open yourself and listen. Read #3 for further explanation.

  3. Christian-speak: Jesus died for your sins.

    Science-speak translation: I’m just saying, don’t let imprecision or uncertainty get in the way of
    living. Rather than scrape and claw at the multitudes of things that go
    wrong, are imprecise, or flawed in some way, just try to make what you
    have better. Make sure your general tendency is toward justice. It’s a
    sort of asymptotic function whose limit is perfection. Rather than
    focus on the impeccable (from the Latin, meaning without sin), just go
    ahead and round to a reasonable figure based on the task at hand.

    Look, we live in a world where there is no perfection. That is, like the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, you can measure a particle’s momentum or position but the more precise you are about one, the less you know about the other. Life’s not perfect, get over it. You deal with what you have. So, with that said, imperfection is your natural state of being and death will come to you. Those are our boundary conditions. They contain the meat of the problem at hand, which is: How do you live the intervening space time.

    What about the rest? Well, the Prof said not to worry about them, because they don’t matter.

More translations to come, as I think of them. Perhaps a science-speak translation would be in order too, I dunno.

Laura’s Books Finally Have a Home

Santa Claus brought Laura two wall-mounted bookcases to house her extravagant book collection. It wasn’t too hard to build them. Let me rephrase.

It wasn’t too complicated to build them.

Building two bookcases was hard. But I had fun, and I got back in touch with woodworking (even if it was pretty basic).

Here’s how it went. First, a neat picture that doesn’t really showcase the finished product, but I like the photo, so it goes first. See the bookcase in the background? Look, there’s a Christmas Spider-man in the front. Neat.

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Here’s the finished product, two simple laminated bookcases, 13 inches deep by 24 inches wide and 48 inches tall.

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My first step was to draw up a little design in qcad. Here’s a PDF of the file as well as a DXF for import into a wide range of vector/CAD drawing programs.

Next, just to see how the things would look in the space I had, I rendered them out in POV-ray complete with a subroutine of random books. Download the source.

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With all the theoretical stuff done, the only thing left was to build the thing. Should be simple.

Yeah, right.

Day One

I took my measurements to the lumber yard ordered two 48×96 inch pieces of plywood, had the guys cut them up for me ($2 per cut), bought some self tapping anchor bolts (walls are concrete in Puerto Rico), some 1 3/4" #10 wood screws, some contact cement (for gluing the laminate), and four sheets of white laminate @ $10 apiece. All total, it came out to $150 (which would, of course, go up later… but that’s coming).

First thing I did was assemble the wood into its final shape to make sure the cuts were correct. Everything came out perfectly. When possible, let your local lumber yard do your cuts for you. It would be a pure luxury to have such a great, high speed, powerful table saw. A man can dream can’t he?

With the box assembled and checked, I rested on my laurels and did not do another thing that day. I KNEW what was coming, and I wanted to savor my small success.

Day Two

Let’s cut and glue some laminate, shall we? I’ve never done this before, but the directions sounded easy enough, use your utility knife to score the laminate, then carefully break it along the perforation. Check. Except, I kept tearing it. My perforations were uneven, not deep enough, or would veer off at the worse possible moment. Sigh. I salvaged what I could and quit for a few hours, resigned to the fact that I would have to buy more laminate. Perhaps the sweat dripping from my brow was causing me to rush.

A couple hours later, I rejoined the battle. I successfully cut a few small pieces of laminate. I shall now glue them. Cue the blood red sticky brain cell killing noxious contact cement. Horrible stuff! Good thing I was doing it outside where there was a nice breeze… and – drops of rain. D’oh. I scrambled in with my tools and glue covered panels sticking to my arms.

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After a half hour of drying, I was ready to press the panels together. SUCCESS! The glue held well, and I trimmed off the excess with my router’s laminate trimmer and all was well. I ran back and forth because of the rain a couple times and managed to glue two or three complete panels.

I should mention, however, as a precaution, a caveat if you will, that upon later examination, I noticed the red stuff all over my hands, arms, and legs was not, in fact, entirely glue. Some of it was blood, drawn by the fine slicing edge of the fresh cut samurai laminate. A mighty warrior he was, for his blade was NOT dull. It was razor sharp upon the edges where it was cut. I had learned of the master’s skill the hard way. Day three would feature me with multiple bandages.

Day two also contained a mishap that is only amusing in hindsight. Content with my assembly and swelled with pride at my modest accomplishment, I left the assembled box in the middle of the family room floor that night. I stepped out to put the house to bed, admired my handiwork, put the doggies in their houses, closed the doors, turned off the fans and lights, grabbed my bottle of water, and strode toward the bedroom.

The fall was not even registered. I was simply and abruptly crushed into the box. Yeeaaii, ouch, &#(%& (this is a family blog afterall). Was this what soldiers who fell into booby traps in Vietnam felt like? OMFG, it hurt. I had flayed the skin from my shins, forearms, and where my wristwatch had caught the edge and dug deep, the skin had already started to swell.

Luckily, copious quantities of ice saved me from a week of misery, but at the end of day two I recounted:

  1. Blood – Check
  2. Sweat – Check
  3. Tears – Check

Things were going smashingly. We’re right on schedule.

Day Three

Day three was more of the same, more cuts, more blood, more cursing, more lifting, moving and avoiding the rain. Glued a few more panels, made a few mistakes. I was approaching something resembling a finished product.

Day Four

After four days, I had finally done it. I had constructed a box!

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Feel my power! The box had two sturdy sides, a top, a bottom, and a back and was laminated inside and out. Yeay! Now I’ll need to do the shelves. Uggh!

Day Five

Suffice it to say, there are no more days. It only took five days. By 2 am, it was on the wall and loaded with books.

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"It looks great, Jim," my ever supportive wife remarked. "Now all you have to do is make the other one."

Day Six

Guess what? The second bookcase only took a day and a half. How’s that for a learning curve. I developed a technique for cutting the laminate. I got the gluing down to a science. Measuring, drilling, pressing, etc., all went a lot easier the second time around. Stuff that seemed irritatingly awkward, now went off without a hitch.  I guess it’s like that with everything.  I’m just happy I got to build something and I got away from the computer for a spell.

Cool.

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"That’s great, Jim," cheered Laura, "Now you can redo the bathroom cabinets."

Societal Toxicity

I was watching CNN this afternoon. Featured was a young Palestinian-American living in Gaza.

"What’s it like?" the CNN reporter asked him. "Are you scared." She furrowed her brow with concern.

"It’s tough sometimes," the young man said with nary an accent, his skateboard dangling limply at his side, shoulders slack. "Yo, my buddy was almost blown up. It was like, messed up an’ stuff. This rocket, like, it came screaming in and almost hit us. Yo." We, the viewer, are treated to a little montage of our youthful ghetto urban kid from the "street" yo doing lame jumps around Gaza on his skateboard.

Then his mother comes on, Shelly "American Name hyphen Palestinian name." "I worry about him. It is dangerous here. But what are you going to do?"

And I’m thinkin’, GET THE HELL OUT OF GAZA, IDIOT! So here we have an American woman married to a Palestinian man, and the best living arrangement they could come up with was Gaza? WTF?

So okay, I’m thinking, benefit of the doubt time. Maybe they are international aid workers. Maybe he is well-educated and has a call to social work and civil justice. He cares about his people and wants to help them.

But then I thought about Chernobyl.

Yeah, Chernobyl.

Would you raise your kids there?

There’s a toxicity in the ground, in the air, in the water that isn’t going to dissipate for hundreds of years. The best thing you can do is leave. Barring that, you die. This is the same scenario for any one of the US Federal Superfund sites, communities laid to waste by greed, incompetence or ignorance. Guess what happens, folks. People pack it in and head for the hills. The ground’s been spoiled. The land isn’t worth having. It sucks, but we’d rather be alive someplace else then die young from non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma or have our kids born retarded and/or with missing or extra digits.

So it makes perfect sense to leave. You do not want to raise your kids in a toxic environment because it will make them sick and they will suffer and die.

You do not want to raise your children in an environment of violence, hatred, and poverty because it will make them sick and they will suffer and die. Living in such a place will make you just as sick as if it was pesticides, mercury, or uranium.

Why do we have so little insight into societal toxicity? What happens when a culture, region, or neighborhood is so overwhelmed with hatred, violence, crime, and oppression that it becomes impossible to grow up healthy and unaffected by the mutagenic qualities of the environment? Why do we as stubborn idiot humans feel some sort of social responsibility to the land and/or the community? How come the help we feel we need to render is something other than a ride out of the place?

An environmental worker explains, holding an intricate cylindrical device connected to a number of brightly colored tubes, "You see, resident, we just need to filter the water through this special radiological filter – don’t forget to change it every 3 months *nervous laugh*, and make sure that you don’t go outside without your dust mask. And don’t touch the dirt. Oh, yeah, you can’t hunt either. All animal life is carrying alpha emitters. Oh, yeah, make sure you sleep face down with a sheet over your head and put tape over all points in your home where there is air infiltration: door jam, windows, etc."

"Um, miss, we just want to leave. Can we go someplace else?"

"Why would you want to do that. This is YOUR land."

"Yeah, but my, um, urine glows."

"Who’s a mister negative. You just have to make it better. Where’s your sense of responsibility?"

"It left with my hair."

So you see it doesn’t make any sense in Chernobyl, why should it make any more sense in Palestine, the favelas in Brazil, La Perla in Puerto Rico, North St. Louis, or Iraq, or any place else that has been spoiled completely by societal toxicity.

Get out, get far away, let the half life of hate and despair take its toll on the area. Let it return to its placid state. Once the haters have killed each other, you might be able to move back and reclaim the land, but it’s going to be a long time. Don’t expect it in your lifetime. All forms of toxicity take generations to dissipate, hate included.

Why the Military Doesn’t Want More Troops in Iraq

Well, actually they do want more troops in Iraq, but it’s just that commanders want so many more, that another 30,000 may as well be zero. The problem once again is rhetoric. Military commanders are loudly sounding off that they do not want more troops in Iraq. How does this reconcile with claims by these same military commanders and analysts that we went in with too few troops?

Observe this behind closed doors exchange with the Decider:

Bush: How many more do you boys need to pacify Iraq?  I’m all ears and willing to do what it takes to go forward.

Commander: 300,000 minimum. We coulda done it with less going in, but now we’re going to need to ramp up to 500,000 to get the job done.

Bush: Hmmm, I hear ya.  I hear ya, but I can only spare you 30,000. 30,000 more is all the political capital I have to spend. Politics won’t allow me to send more than 30,000. Ya see, that number 30,000? It’s all I can send.  I’ve decided.

Commander: Well then you can keep ’em. Don’t send ANY then. 30,000 is like zero – exactly like zero, except that there are going to be more bodies sent home. Casualties will increase with zero increase in effectiveness.

Bush: Son, listen, this is politics. You just be a good soldier and put these boys to good use in the war on terror, guarding Haliburton facilities, etc. We’re going to win, you hear! I’ve decided it!

Commander: Whatever you say, sir. *salutes leaves*

How to Win the War in Al Anbar

Chris Penningroth’s Weltanschauung » A Short Memorial to Two Fallen Brothers

Chris has a memorial post up about CPT Travis Patriquin.  I didn’t know the guy, but as I read more of the links and got to his now famous powerpoint presentation, I was blown away.  We need to listen to this guy.  Forget the Iraq Study Group’s recommendations and just look at this dead simple document about what needs to be done.  I don’t doubt that CPT Patriquin understood the subject matter.  As one of perhaps the only fluent Arabic speakers on the ground, his recommendations hit home with the simplicity of a subject perfectly understood.

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