I’m seriously annoyed with the press coverage devoted to the oil gusher. BP is bad, bad, bad. Evil they are. No wait, they are incompetent, lazy, greedy corporate bastards at best, evil fish killing, baby seal clubbing, agents of the apocalypse at worst. It’s stuck in my craw, I tells ya, this BP bashing. It’s so convenient to sit on our asses and bash bash bashidy bash.
Where does our complicity in this spill start for the average global citizen? How do we, as a society, divorce ourselves from the problems that arise when we are addicted in a gluttonous fashion to free flowing black crude? We need cheap food, because we demand value. Farmers must consolidate their production farther and farther from the centers of consumption. They must use fertilizers fabricated from petroleum, transport it long distances using petroleum, to supermarkets lit with electricity derived from petroleum, purchased by consumers driving their little metal bubbles powered by petroleum. It’s in our plastics, toys, cars, winter warmth, food, and freedom.
Oil is in our freedom?! Quick get a skimmer to get that shit out of there. You can’t, and you know it. It has flowed into America’s freedom wetlands, soaked into the sand of liberty, and been choked down the gullets of our winged agents of change. Its slimy mess has turned to a thick oozing muck and seeped in so deep, extraction is impossible.
BP is evil though, we muse, and we continue to sit and wring our hands about how bad Big Oil is and how good we are because we care about the fishies, and the birdies, and the little shimpies, and those poor shrimping families that can’t feed themselves now. Oh boo hoo; let’s go to Wal-Mart and buy a bigger TV so we can watch bluray.
Forget the news coverage. Forget BP. This tragedy makes two things clear:
- We are addicted to oil, and it is our collective fault, not only BP’s.
- We should not be doing deep water drilling at all if we can’t manage a worst case scenario. To paraphrase Ralph Nader, oil drilling currently seems to be unsafe at any depth.