Dear brothers and sisters in Christ,
I hope this letter finds you all in the good health and love of our Lord, and that you are all well and good, and that all your friends and family are good, because we all want each other to be good, and I know how good you are and how much you support me and each other and I want nothing but good things for you and peace and love (did I say love already – okay, lots of love 2x love loving love love), and that your soil is fertile, and your hands steady and your crops abundant and your communities healthy.
Y’all need some Jesus!
In loving peace and love that is love, your devoted servant who’s going to bring the hammer if y’all don’t shape up!
Paul 🙂