Seriously, though. I always say my Shark-phobia is a good phobia. It has kept me alive for almost 30 years now!
QOTD
He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago. "What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife. Just as the pupil was about to comply, the Master stayed his hand, saying, "That is the 'Body of a rock'." -- Eric Van Lustbader
You’re gonna need a bigger boat..
Or just a boat..
kayak?
Seriously, though. I always say my Shark-phobia is a good phobia. It has kept me alive for almost 30 years now!