Jaimito, age 4: Daddy, does magic exist?

Me: Oh, I like that question. But I have to ask you another question, Jaimito. It depends, what is magic? Do you know, Jaimito, why things fall to the ground?

Jaimito: Um, cause you dropped them?

Me: Well, yes, that’s right, but the falling part. How come, Jaimito, that you stick to the ground and don’t fly up to the ceiling?

Jaimito: ‘Cause I don’t have a cape?

Me: *Falls out of chair laughing*