Four Things (Bah!)

I’m going to pull a page from the anti-blogger.   Pretend I’m hip for a sec (I know it’s a stretch, but bear with me).  I would probably respond to the cliquey little meme-tag shit in the following manner.

Four Jobs I’ve had:

1. Look how freaking poor I am
2. I’m one of the working class – at least I was for the summer between my sophmore and junior year of college
3. I’m not a classist bastard
4. I’m interesting, I swear – I had a bunch of jobs, see?

Four Movies I can watch over and over

1. I’m artsy
2. I’m deep
3. I can play populist too
4. But deep down bah, who am I kidding? I’m better than you are

Four places I’ve lived

1. I’m worldly
2. But a homeboy
3. Hon, what was the name of that city in Canada where we spent the night that one time?
4. Thank God in a blue state

Four TV shows I love

1. No reality TV
2. I’m quirky – but derivative
3. I’m a trend-setter
4. Except for the fact that I watch TV

Four places I’ve vacationed

1. Remember that part where I could hang with commoners… well forget that
2. Europe BAAABBBY
3. Never in a red state
4. Can I count Europe twice?

Four of my favorite dishes

1. Something I can’t pronounce
2. Something I never really ate, but the IDEA, the idea of the dish spoke to me
3. Something from Europe that can only be found in the expensive trendy import shop around the corner
4. Not something found in a typical red state super market, or God forbid a Walmart.  Ptooie

Four sites I visit daily

1. Please don’t type foxnews.com
2. Please don’t type foxnews.com
3. Please don’t type foxnews.com
4. foxnews.com – damn!

Four places I’d rather be right now

1. At our favorite little French cafe, remember the one from the magazine ad?
2. In a blue state, preferably San Francisco – well, it damn-well ought to be a state
3. Somewhere conspicuous, reading anything with "Manifesto" "Media" or "Conspiracy" in the title. To help passers-by check out my hipness, extra points for fabricating a jacket with the title in large print.
4. Saving the whales in Europe with ropes made of hemp.

Four bloggers I’m tagging

1. Someone who will increase my page rank
2. Someone who will increase my hipness
3. Someone who validates ME
4. Someone who isn’t in a red state

* BTW, I had to google "blue state"/"red state", because I didn’t know which was which.  You mainlanders are a strange lot, what with your gang colors an’ stuff.