"I don’t wanna take a nap! I not tired!" Jaimito whined.
"Yes you are, little boy. You’re crying, and that means you’re tired. When you cry, you’re telling me you’re tired."
"I not tired. I not tired. I don’t wanna take a nap." Jaimito looked desperate, how was he going to get out of this? He did not want to take a nap.
"Little boy, sometimes your mommy and daddy know what’s good for you. We think you’re tired. We know you’re tired. You’ll feel better after a nap, I promise." But, Jaimito continued to wail like a banshee. "Well, here’s the deal," we told him, "You get to stay in here whether you’re taking a nap or not. You have to stay in mommy and daddy’s bed."
Soon, the wailing came to an end. Curious, we peeked in and…
he’s passed out like a frat boy, complete with drool.
So, we remember this day, when mommy and daddy were right, when mommy and daddy knew best, and we submit, your honor, exhibit #1 as evidence for future prosecution.