Recently the Discovery channel hosted a "contest" to decide who was the most important American – like ever. I’ll keep it short, *spoiler alert* Ronald Reagan won. He beat out lots of great Americans, but Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?!?! WHAT! Are you smoking crack? I tore my hair out in chunks before I realized that the verdict says more about who watches the Whiteychannel than who was the greatest Amercian.
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