It’s just the beginning.

Remember
when you used to go out when you were younger? You would go out to the
parties, dances, merriment, and then you would come home to the quiet.
Well, when you have kids, the party comes home and stays like a
European house guest. It runs 24/7. It’s like one of those Rave parties
that go on and on and on. It never stops. It never lets up.

So
before you think that parents are old, boring, and un-fun, just
remember, we party harder than twenty somethings. We party harder than
college students. We party harder than high school students.

We go OUT to relax!