Just think of all the potential presidential candidates that would be disqualified for being nose-pickers.
Worker on phone with headquarters
"We can’t support that candidate, sir. He was caught on a Walmart security camera rooting around in his nose."
"No, we couldn’t supress it. CNN’s already got copies. You think Ford’s
stumbling was bad… Sir, we’re going to have to dump him. Inviable
candidate. Need to find someone with shorter softer nose hairs and less
"We will start looking for a clean nose right away. There’s
nothing more important in a presidential candidate than naturally clean