From being in the grocery store today with Olaia.

Olaia Really loud: Daddy, why does that lady have a sticker on her butt?

I look up, noticing that the woman standing next to me has a tatoo on
her rear, sticking out of the top of her low-rider jeans. I start to
shush Olaia when she finishes her thought.

"Daddy, people shouldn’t put stickers on their butt.

Did I mention that this was really loud? Chuckle. I shushed Olaia and
told her that big people could put stickers on their butts if they
wanted to. However, it was good that she didn’t put stickers on her butt.