“Daddy,” Olaia said, “Dora has bad parents.”
“Why do you say that, Olaia?”
“Who lets their daughter go to China with a monkey?”
All a man needs out of life is a place to sit ‘n’ spit in the fire.
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LOL!!!! XD XD XD
Hey… Why does Dora go to the beach with a monkey!!!???
(that wasn’t very smart- wet monkey *YUCK*)
I’m so lucky I don’t speak out of experience,Dora on the other hand…… =D
Hehe, little girl, you crack me up.
I think Dora outgrew her parents very early..
Apart from that, I’ve been to China (mainly Beijing and Xian), and it’s without a doubt the safest place a kid can be left alone in. Seriously.
Me and my brother were pretty much on our own down there. I wasn’t taken there by a monkey, but while I was hanging out at the Temple of Zhongni (Confucius) I met the cheat:
http://www.sigg3.net/blogger/meandthecheat.jpg
Everybody loves the cheat.
That settles it, Olaia, you’re going to China. I just need to find you a monkey companion. Sigg3, are you available?
I kid, I kid.
Actually, me and Lady C are planning a trip to East Asia and going there with the Orient Express.
You have any cash that’s just lying around? 🙂