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Dora the Explorer has Bad Parents

“Daddy,”  Olaia said, “Dora has bad parents.”

“Why do you say that, Olaia?”

“Who lets their daughter go to China with a monkey?”

5 Comments

  1. Olaia

    LOL!!!! XD XD XD

    Hey… Why does Dora go to the beach with a monkey!!!???
    (that wasn’t very smart- wet monkey *YUCK*)
    I’m so lucky I don’t speak out of experience,Dora on the other hand…… =D

  2. Jim O'Malley

    Hehe, little girl, you crack me up.

  3. Sigg3

    I think Dora outgrew her parents very early..

    Apart from that, I’ve been to China (mainly Beijing and Xian), and it’s without a doubt the safest place a kid can be left alone in. Seriously.

    Me and my brother were pretty much on our own down there. I wasn’t taken there by a monkey, but while I was hanging out at the Temple of Zhongni (Confucius) I met the cheat:

    http://www.sigg3.net/blogger/meandthecheat.jpg

    Everybody loves the cheat.

    • Jim O'Malley

      That settles it, Olaia, you’re going to China. I just need to find you a monkey companion. Sigg3, are you available?

      I kid, I kid.

  4. Sigg3

    Actually, me and Lady C are planning a trip to East Asia and going there with the Orient Express.

    You have any cash that’s just lying around? 🙂

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