“So, hey Morgan, we’re looking for someone to play God in a little movie we’re doing.”
“Sounds interesting, tell me about it.”
“Well, you’re God, right? It’s funny because God is black. Unexpected.
“Okay. Hmmm. So what do I do in this movie.”
“You’re mopping floors.”
“Excuse me?”
“It’s just a bit… you know, expectations an all. God’s a black man who mops floors. It’s hilarious.”
“Ok, so it turns around right? I get to do something cool and powerful?”
“Well, sorta. You’re going to turn over your powers to a white man.”
“Excuse me?”
“A white man is going to take and abuse your powers so he can learn to appreciate how hard being God is.”
“Well, I guess…”
“Bottom line, Morgan, you’re going to help a white man who feels under appreciated and oppressed. You’re going to help him achieve his potential. Isn’t that great!”