I flipped to the daily shit show yesterday – you know, just to see what’s happening, and because I’ve got some extra time. Of course, I always see the news media’s commentary after the fact, but I really really have to see this stuff for myself.
Do they exaggerate, edit, select out of context sound bites, or generally misrepresent what the President is saying?
So I tune in to see for myself to see that, no, they do not. make. this. shit. up. This gem from yesterday:
“I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute,” he said. “One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” he said. “So it’d be interesting to check that.”
He added: “I’m not a doctor. But I’m, like, a person that has a good you-know-what.”
What? At that moment I turned it off. I couldn’t. I couldn’t watch such a cringe-worthy moment. It’s like the comedy of Mr. Bean. It’s just so embarrassing, that it turns your innards in weird and unpleasant ways. I couldn’t. New record today. I made it 5 minutes.
Hey you know what else kills viruses in like a minute… or even less, Mr. Good you-know what?
Fire.
If only we could figure out a way to inject fire, or eat it or something. Surely that would kill the virus and SAVE US ALL!!!