When our little boys need a bath, I call them croquetas de jamón, little ham filled dough balls rolled in bread crumbs and deep fried. Delicious.
"Come here, my little croqueta de jamon," I say to Asier. "We need to give you a bath. I see crumbs."
Croquetas de jamón are tasty, crumbly little treats that make any occasion all the more fun.
Sounds like something from a latin american porn movie:)