Jaimito: Daddy, Mommy said I deserve a prize.
Me: Oh really, Jaimito. Why?
Jaimito: Because I picked up.
Me: Oh great, thanks. I picked up too. What do I get?
Jaimito: I don’t know. Ask Mommy.
All a man needs out of life is a place to sit ‘n’ spit in the fire.
Jaimito: Daddy, Mommy said I deserve a prize.
Me: Oh really, Jaimito. Why?
Jaimito: Because I picked up.
Me: Oh great, thanks. I picked up too. What do I get?
Jaimito: I don’t know. Ask Mommy.
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