Dora the Explorer has Bad Parents
“Daddy,” Olaia said, “Dora has bad parents.”
“Why do you say that, Olaia?”
“Who lets their daughter go to China with a monkey?”
A truly good man is not aware of his goodness, And is therefore good. A foolish man tries to be good, And is therefore not good. A truly good man does nothing, Yet leaves nothing undone. A foolish man is always doing, Yet much remains to be done. When a truly kind man does something, he leaves nothing undone. When a just man does something, he leaves a great deal to be done. When a disciplinarian does something and no one responds, He rolls up his sleeves in an attempt to enforce order. Therefore when Tao is lost, there is goodness. When goodness is lost, there is kindness. When kindness is lost, there is justice. When justice is lost, there ritual. Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion. Knowledge of the future is only a flowery trapping of Tao. It is the beginning of folly. Therefore the truly great man dwells on what is real and not what is on the surface, On the fruit and not the flower. Therefore accept the one and reject the other.
Published Saturday, May 29th, 2010 in Family
“Daddy,” Olaia said, “Dora has bad parents.”
“Why do you say that, Olaia?”
“Who lets their daughter go to China with a monkey?”
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LOL!!!! XD XD XD
Hey… Why does Dora go to the beach with a monkey!!!???
(that wasn’t very smart- wet monkey *YUCK*)
I’m so lucky I don’t speak out of experience,Dora on the other hand…… =D
Hehe, little girl, you crack me up.
I think Dora outgrew her parents very early..
Apart from that, I’ve been to China (mainly Beijing and Xian), and it’s without a doubt the safest place a kid can be left alone in. Seriously.
Me and my brother were pretty much on our own down there. I wasn’t taken there by a monkey, but while I was hanging out at the Temple of Zhongni (Confucius) I met the cheat:
http://www.sigg3.net/blogger/meandthecheat.jpg
Everybody loves the cheat.
That settles it, Olaia, you’re going to China. I just need to find you a monkey companion. Sigg3, are you available?
I kid, I kid.
Actually, me and Lady C are planning a trip to East Asia and going there with the Orient Express.
You have any cash that’s just lying around?