El Gringoqueño

All a man needs out of life is a place to sit ‘n’ spit in the fire.

About

Gringoqueño is a combination of Gringo (slang for an male American in Latin America, some have said pejorative) and queño which is the latter half of Puertorriqueño or Puerto Rican. Gringoqueño = Puerto Rican-ized American dude.

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In any case, it all started out as a journal for my family and friends way back when (1996). Boy the web sure has come a long way and web journals sure are a lot easier to update these days.

Some things about me

  1. I’m improving
  2. I live in Puerto Rico
  3. I am not Puerto Rican
  4. I’m a registered chaplain with la Administración de Instituciones Juveniles (juvenile prison system)
  5. What makes me most happy: good food, good company, and a good discussion
  6. What makes me so mad, my teeth hurt: people who don’t take their job seriously (customer service mostly)
  7. Personality quirk: c a n’ t t h r o w s h i t a w a y! arrrgggghhhhh
  8. I watch Cartoon Network like a crack addict
  9. My kids and I harass my wife quoting Cartoon Network
  10. My primary philosophies of life come from Bugs Bunny
  11. My favorite cartoon was Samurai Jack (what happened to it?)
  12. I’m a dork
  13. My kids still love me… just wait until they’re old enough to roll their eyes at Dad
  14. I sweat… a lot
  15. I ride my bicycle all over the place
  16. I wear way more spandex than I should
  17. I bought my first car at 28
  18. Perhaps that’s explains why I’m quite a bit fatter than I was at 28.
  19. Sigh, I still don’t know why I have to make this list… it seems blogging peer pressure has gotten to me.
  20. I have a nasty bark and no bite, which is why I’m tolerable as a human being.
  21. Favorite music group: New Order
  22. Favorite food: Hamburgers (bacon cheddar, medium rare… hmm, burgers)
  23. Thing I most would like to learn: play and write music
  24. Best talent: interrogation
  25. Famous person I most admire: Martin Luther King Jr.
  26. Person I most admire: Laura, however, sometimes it’s annoying living with a perfect human being.
  27. Where do I see myself in 5 years? Out of debt?
  28. Religion: Catholic (I’m working on getting excommunicated).
  29. Favorite Movie of all time: Matrix or Joe vs. the Volcano
  30. Favorite Book: For Whom the Bell Tolls
  31. Favorite Song: that’s a tough one, but if I was stranded on a desert isle with just one song, what would it be? New Order’s “Temptation”
  32. Favorite Operating System: Gentoo Linux
  33. Athletic Talent: Bicycling and inline skating
  34. People most know me for my: Big mouth
  35. I like people who speak their minds.

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