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Month: February 2007

You Drink the Milk You Have, Not the Milk You Wish You Had

Laura: And now, nice big glasses of milk for everyone.

Jim: Yeah, except mine is warm.

Laura: I’ll put some ice cubes in it for you, dear.

Jim: Oh yeah, then I’ll have watered down cold semi-milk.

Laura: Well, that’s the milk you have.

Jim: Okay, Ms "You drink the milk you have, not the milk you wish you had" Rumsfeld. You and Rummy should get together.

Laura: At least I’m not trivializing going to war. Let’s get some perspective here.

Jim: Touché, my dear.

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