Sometimes I long for a bit of drama in my
life, something with which to struggle, a worm, a trojan, or a virus or
two. Linux is boring, and I am feeling a bit of guilt for my Microsoft
brothers fighting Charlie in the jungles of the third world, while I
cool my heals in Canada. I feel this guilt purchasing with impunity
online, surfing freely, accessing remotely.  Will my conscience ever be
free and clear again?

I do feel I should do more for our
boys. I should do my duty and get infected by spyware or something, do
it for honor, do it for my country.

Show your patriotism and get infected by spyware today! Use Microsoft software!