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Month: April 2004

Mr. Personality, Chuckle-muffin, my Bello-licioso

easter_crafts_2004_0008.jpgWhat a lovely morning I had walking with Jaimito. He’s such a
delight, and it’s nice to see the world through his eyes. Everything is
important to him.

We headed out the door around 7:20 AM. He
was neatly tucked into his jogger-stroller with what he calls a "beep
beep," little Matchbox cars that he loves. Olaia handed him one before
she left with Laura for school. "Daddy! Daddy! Beep beep," he proudly
said holding it up. "Olaia!"

"Yes, I know. Olaia gave that to you. What a sweet sister you have, Jaimito."

We walked down the sidewalk and turned the corner. "Daddy!! Daddy! Doggie!"

"Yes
Jaimito, that’s where the doggie normally barks at us." He remembers
the exact house where a big dog habitually charges the gate and
furiously attempts to protect his territory. The dog wasn’t there this
morning but Jaimito made sure to point it out.

We continued
down the street on the sidewalk, the overcast morning and high humidity
quickly drenching me in sweat. "Whew, Jaimito, Daddy’s hot. It’s hot
out. Are you hot?"

"No!" he emphatically replied. "Daddy,
Daddy! Beep beep go bye bye." He pointed out cars passing us on the
street heading out to work. "Bye bye!" he called waving to the
multitudes of morning commuters. Some, mostly women, waved back and
smiled.

"Look Jaimito, the paper tree." We stopped and
examined a tree with papery bark. I have to look it up and see what
type it is. Jaimito pulled off a bit and made sounds akin to "Coool!"

As
we got to the edge of the neighborhood where it borders with the
countryside we heard a rooster. Cock-a-doodle-doo, it crowed.
"Cock-a-doo-dl-doo!" echoed Jaimito. "Daddy, Daddy! Da
cock-a-doo-dl-doo." And then he crowed in Spanish, "Qui-qui-di-qui!
Daddy, wow!" The rooster humored us with several more crows followed by
the answers of Jaimito, big rooster of the yard in his voice fuerte. What a show, let me tell you, like a chorus of barnyard sounds.

"Daddy
Daddy, da boat! Da boat en da agua!" He called out letting me know
about the house that normally has a boat parked in the driveway. It
wasn’t there this morning, and apparently Jaimito speculated that it
was in the water. What a smartie. "Daddy, Daddy. Papoo (Papi Tito) an’
da boat en da agua! W’ mami! ‘an Olaia."

"Yes, Jaimito, you went with Mami and Papi Tito on his boat in the water. Wow! That’s neat."

"Daddy
daddy, da ball!" He pointed to an abandoned ball in a yard that was now
covered with mold. It’d been there for months. It’s a highlight for
this little sportsman. It doesn’t matter the condition of the ball, as
long as it’s a ball.

"Daddy Daddy! Da arbol!" He stretched out his hand letting me know he wanted to touch the tree.

"Yeah, that’s a big tree, right Jaimito? A big tree. Ooo, that’s a nice big tree."

"Yeah,"
he agreed. "Ooo Daddy Daddy, da arbol!" We touched the next tree too.
It was a little tree. I rolled my eyes. There were a lot of trees, and
now we were going to have to stop and touch every one. Chuckle.

We
did four laps around the neighborhood, and the highlights for that
little munchkin never got old. Upon every lap, they were just as fresh
and new and exciting as if they were the first time.

Johnny Said, “Flame On!”

spyvsspy.pngOh holy crap, how I am annoyed by both political parties.

On
the one hand, conservatives are for the rights of the unborn, which is
good. On the other, they are against gay marriage, which is bad.
Liberals are against the rights of the unborn, which is bad, but for
the rights of gays (maybe), which is good. What’s a conscientious
person to do?

How come these incongruent beliefs naturally
group like Cheerios in a bowl of milk? Is there some natural
attraction, some political Vanderwaals force or something? How come
there’s nobody out there that’s pro-animal rights, anti-death penalty,
anti-euthanasia, pro-life, pro-gay marriage, and pro-equal rights. Or
just to be internally consistent, pro-euthanasia, pro-death penalty,
pro-abortion, anti-animal rights, anti-gay marriage, and a member of
the KKK. I’m a big believer in internal consistency. How come both
wings of our political system are so off balance? I’m a tree hugger
personally, but I’m also a baby hugger, a lover of dogs and animals,
appreciative of the meat that I eat, anti-death penalty, and see that
those among us that are most disabled, weak, or oppressed are those
that deserve the full measure of our protection.

What is
going on in this country, where what the majority decides, or the
whimsy of popular opinion, can trump the constitution that guarantees
equal rights to all. In California, Gov. Schwarzenegger advocates for
the rights of the voters who voted to uphold that marriage is between a
man and a woman. What?! Their rights? How in the hell do their rights
have anything to do with the liberty of Americans to marry whom they
choose? How can anyone rationalize a certain right applying to one
group of Americans but not another? Pick a right, any right, I dare
you. I dare you find something that is not strictly biological or
geographical (like men can’t bear children or you can’t swim in the
ocean because you live in North Dakota) where you are not allowed some
right by law afforded to some other Americans.

We might say
to gays, “If you want to get married, no one is stopping you.” And as
an aside, with a snicker, “Just let them marry someone of the opposite
sex. Men marry women. Women marry men. Simple.” You have all the rights
I have, as long as you agree with me.

And in an earlier time
we remember all too well, “Well, since you were born a little black
boy, you can’t go to school with little white Johnny.”

“Why?”

“‘Cause that’s jus’ the way it is, boy. It’s God’s law.”

We
as a nation grew up and it became apparent to us that such attitudes
were wrong-headed. We had blinders and hadn’t seen the truth. We see it
now though. Whew! Glad we’ve realized it. Weren’t we fools back then?
So ignorant, so bigoted. Gosh, we’re so superior now. We get it!

Do
you actually have a GOOD reason for not wanting to let gays marry? Come
on, I’m open-minded. I’d like to hear this Truth that gay marriage will
lead to the death of society and the institution of marriage. I’ll
listen, and I’m open to any explanation on how gay marriage will affect
you in your marriage, or your kids marriage, or your grandkids, or or
or. My only caveat is that you can’t use the Bible as proof. The Bible
will only work if its laws are binding in U.S court, and the last time
I checked the U.S. was not a theocracy, and not everyone was a
Christian.

Mayor Daly of Chicago, put it like this, “Don’t
kid yourselves, divorce has done more harm to marriage than anything
else.” I’d agree with that and tack on, TV, popular culture,
consumerism, false expectations, and co-habitation as the true dry rot
of the institution of marriage. What is that bible quote about noting
the splinter in the eye of another but failing to see the log in your
own.

So what can gay marriage do for marriage? I see these
long lines of people in San Francisco, standing in the rain, the cold,
looking to bind their lives to one another and witness before the
state, profess their devotion, and go one better than just shacking up.
They are taking a leap of faith, making a commitment in love. I don’t
see them as subverting marriage. I don’t see them making a political
statement, trying to tear down OUR beloved institution of marriage,
like some ancient barbarians at the city wall just waiting to loot and
sack. No, watching all the couples in San Francisco getting married
does not turn my stomach. It fills me with great hope. Here are people,
who through all the shit that we little monkeys throw at them, given
the opportunity, their first step is toward devotion and commitment to
each other. They are taking a leap. What could be more noble than that?

I’d say we have much to learn from their example.

Rant mode on… or ala Johnny Storm, “Flame on!”

Well,
while we’re contradicting ourselves, let’s talk about animal rights
groups. “Trees have rights. Dogs cannot be owned (only cared for) etc.
in California” While at the same time saying that human beings in fetal
form have NO rights and are useless, disregarding the fact that as soon
as they pass the arbitrary barrier of the birth canal, wham, magically
they have lots of cool rights, unless of course they end up being gay.
Damn, sucks to be you. Glad I’m not an abortion or worse… gay. Tsk
tsk, equal rights don’t apply to you.

All the contradictions only
serve to confirm one fact: Humans will do what they want to do in any
given circumstance because we believe we have the right to do what we
want, that MY rights trump all of your rights, when I deem it so.

  • When we needed land, we decided that the native inhabitants were only savages and killed them, moved them.
  • When
    we needed manual labor for agricultural work, we went and got slaves
    because we had conveniently deemed them non-human, and then later we
    compromised and said they were 3/5th of a human. Hey, give us a little
    credit, huh? Such nobility.
  • When we (humanity) decided that our woes were Jew-induced, we decided they were not human and killed them.
  • When we decided we were offended by those different than ourselves, we decided to call them immoral and abominations.
  • When we decided that a human life was causing us inconvenience, we decided it was tissue.
  • When we needed votes, we appealed to the basest instincts, the lowest prejudices, the most primitive emotions.

This,
my friends, is why religion and government should never ever mix. This
is what we get, governments that persecute and oppress those that are
deemed outside of the moral fabric of some arbitrary belief system
based on an ancient book. Jesus didn’t say ala Dr. Phil, “Buy my book.”
He said listen to my message. And his message takes the form of two
rules:

  1. Love each other.
  2. see rule 1.

Ah,
but the list of contradictions goes on and on. Instead of elevating our
lives, our aspirations, we debase them, pawning our tiny little hearts
for a bit of instant gratification at someone else’s expense.

Don’t
kid yourselves. Both we and our parties are big bags of contradictory
hot air. It’s time for us to stand up for what’s right, human dignity.

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