Kid’s Say the Darnedest Things
From being in the grocery store today with Olaia.
Olaia Really loud: Daddy, why does that lady have a sticker on her butt?
I look up, noticing that the woman standing next to me has a tatoo on her rear, sticking out of the top of her low-rider jeans. I start to shush Olaia when she finishes her thought.
"Daddy, people shouldn’t put stickers on their butt.
Did I mention that this was really loud? Chuckle. I shushed Olaia and told her that big people could put stickers on their butts if they wanted to. However, it was good that she didn’t put stickers on her butt.